Monday, April 23, 2007

Only ONE SQUARE FOR YOU!

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.

She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.

The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help combat the world's environmental problems.



"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

What the heck. Does toliet paper really matter to that degree? Do people actually rip out like 20 sqaures each sitting? You might as well just bring your own leaves and dig a hole so after you're done taking a dump, you'd be able to organically decompose it underground. Jeez.

On the side note, she has an amazing guitar.

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